Telephone Jokes :

After my wife and her former best buddy, another Air Force wife, were separated by a move that posted onehusband on the opposite coast, the telephone became their chief means of communication. When our phonebills showed astronomical increases, the other spouse and I sought relief. Since we both owned computers, weencourage our wives to use electronic mail. Now they call on the phone to let each other know that e-mail was sent, then call back to confirm that itarrived and have a conversation about the contents!

What do you call an elephant in a phone box? Stuck.

What do ghosts use to phone home? A terror-phone.

Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I''m a telephone. Doctor: Why''s that? I keep getting calls in the night.

At three o''clock one morning a veterinary surgeon was woken from a deep sleep by the ringing of his telephone. He staggered downstairs and answered the phone. "I''m sorry if I woke you," said a voice at the other end of the line. "That''s all right," said the vet, "I had to get up to answer the telephone anyway."