Teeth Jokes :

Fan: I''ve always admired you. Are your teeth your own? Actor: Whose do you think they are?

What did the vampire call his false teeth? A new fangled device.

What happened to the man who put his false teeth in backwards? He ate himself!

Why did the old lady cover her mouth with her hands when she sneezed? To catch her false teeth.

A man coughed violently, and his false teeth shot across the room and smashed against the wall. "Oh, dear," he said, "whatever shall I do? I can''t afford a new set." "Don''t worry," said his friend. "I''ll get a pair from my brother for you." The next day the friend came back with the teeth, which fitted perfectly. "This is wonderful," said the man. "Your brother must be a very good dentist." "Oh, he''s not a dentist," replied the friend, "he''s an undertaker."