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Space
Jokes :
What
do you call an alien starship that drips water? A crying
saucer !
What do you call an overweight ET ?An extra cholesterol
!
President Dubya was awakened one night by an urgent
call from the Pentagon. "Mr. President," said
the four-star general, barely able to contain himself,
"there''s good news & bad news." "Oh,
no," muttered the President, "Well, let me
have the bad news first." "The bad news, sir,
is that we''ve been invaded by creatures from another
planet." "Gosh, and the good news?" "The
good news, sir, is that they eat reporters and pee oil."
What do you get if you cross an alien and a hot drink
?Gravi-tea !
A woman at a gas station noticed a spaceship landing
in front of her. An alien stepped out of the spaceship
and started to pump gas into it. The woman noticed the
letters ''''U.F.O.'''' printed on the side of the ship.
She turned to the alien and asked ''''Does U.F.O. stand
for Unidentified Flying Object?'''' The alien answered,
''''No, it stands for Unleaded Fuel Only!'''' |
