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School
Jokes :
Teacher:
What''s 2 and 2?Pupil: 4Teacher: That''s good.Pupil:
Good?, that''s perfect!
Teacher: Who can tell me where Hadrians Wall is?Pupil:
I expect it''s around Hadrian''s garden miss!
Teacher: Why does the statue of liberty stand in New
York harbour?Pupil: Because it can''t sit down!
Teacher: Where is your homework?Pupil: I lost it fighting
this kid who said you weren''t the best teacher in the
school
Teacher: If 1+1=2 and 2+2=4, what is 4+4?Pupil: That''s
not fair!You answer the easy ones and leave us with
the hard one! |
