Political Jokes :

Republicans say "Merry Christmas!" Democrats say "Happy Holidays!"

Republicans help the poor during the holidays by sending 50, one buck at a time, to panhandlers on the street.

Democrats get back at the Republicans on their Christmas list by giving them fruitcakes. Republicans re-wrap them and send them to in-laws.

Democrats let their kids open all the gifts on Christmas Eve. Republicans make their kids wait until Christmas morning.

When toasting the holidays, Republicans ask for eggnog or mulled wine. Democrats ask for a "Bud."