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Movie
& TV Jokes :
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movie producer is lying by the pool at the Beverly Hilton.
His partner arrives in a great state of excitement.
"How''d the meeting go?" asks the first guy."It
went great," says his buddy. "Tarentino will
write and direct for six million, Mel Gibson will star
for eight, and we can bring in the whole picture for
under fifty million.""Fabulous," says
the guy by the pool."There''s just one catch,"
his partner warns."What''s the catch?""We
have to put up ten thousand in cash".
How many film directors does it take to change a light
bulb?Just one, but he wants to do it thirty-two times
and when he''s done, everyone says that his last light
bulb was much better.
Q: How many actors does it take to screw in a light
bulb?A: 100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I
could''ve done that."
Q: How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?A:
Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
Q: How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take
to screw in a light bulb?A: It''s not a bulb, it''s
a globe. |
