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Mouse
Jokes :
One
lab mouse to another:I''ve trained that crazy human
at last. How have you done that? I don''t know how,
but every time I run through that maze and ring the
bell, he gives me a piece of cheese.
What do mice do when they''re at home ? Mousework !
What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat ? ''Here
Kitty, kitty, kitty'' !
What kind of musical instrument do mice play ? A mouse
organ !
Why do mice have long tails ? Well, they''d look silly
with long hair ! |
