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Money
Jokes :
A
man being mugged by two thugs put up a tremendous fight!
Finally, the thugs subdued him and took his wallet.
Upon finding only two dollars in the wallet, the surprised
thug said "Why did you put up such a fight?"
To which the man promptly replied "I was afraid
that you would find the $200 hidden in my shoe!"
A little boy wanted $100 badly and prayed for two weeks
but nothing happened. Then he decided to write a letter
to the Lord requesting the $100.When the postal authorities
received the letter addressed to the Lord, USA, they
decided to send it to President Clinton. The President
was so impressed, touched, and amused that he instructed
his secretary to send the little boy a $5.00 bill, as
this would appear to be a lot of money to a little boy.The
little boy was delighted with the $5.00, and sat down
to write a thank-you note to the Lord. It said:Dear
Lord,Thank you very much for sending me the money. However,
I noticed that for some reason you had to send it through
Washington, DC and as usual, those jerks deducted $95.
A couple was having a discussion about what to see and
do now that they were safely in Florida on their honeymoon.
Trying to assert himself rite off the bat, he exploded,
"If it weren''t for my money, we wouldn''t be here
at all!" The wife replied, "My dear, if it
weren''t for your money, not only would we not be in
Florida, we wouldn''t on a honeymoon, nor wouldthere
be any "we" in the first place."
What do you get if you cross a sorceress with a millionaire?
A very witch person.
Can I borrow that book of yours How To Become A Millionaire?
Sure. Here you are. Thanks - but half the pages are
missing. What''s the matter? Isn''t half a million enough
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