Letter Jokes :

Crazy Aunt Maud received a letter one morning, and upon reading it burst into floods of tears. "What''s the matter?" asked her companion. "Oh dear," sobbed Auntie, "It''s my favorite nephew. He''s got three feet." "Three feet?" exclaimed her friend. "Surely that''s not possible?" "Well," said Auntie, "his mother''s just written to tell me he''s grown another foot !"

Are you writing a thank you letter to Grandma like I told you to? Yes Mom. Your handwriting seems very large. Well, Grandma''s very deaf, so I''m writing very loudly.

Which two letters are rotten for your teeth? D K

Why is the letter "t" so important to a stick insect? Without it would be a sick insect.

Have you ever seen a duchess? Yes - it''s the same as an English "s"