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King
Kong Jokes :
After
being away on business, Tim thought it would be nice
to bring his wife a little gift."How about some
perfume?" he asked the cosmetics clerk.She showed
him a bottle costing $50.00."That''s a bit much,"
said Tim, so she returned with a smaller bottle for
$30.00."That''s still quite a bit," Tim complained.Growing
annoyed, the clerk brought out a tiny $15.00 bottle."What
I mean," said Tim, "is I''d like to see something
really cheap."The clerk handed him a mirror.
Why did King Kong join the army?To learn about gorilla
warfare.
What do you do if King Kong sits in front of you at
the cinema? Miss most of the film!
What happened when King Kong swallowed Big Ben?He found
time-consuming.
What do you get if you cross King Kong with a giant
frog?A monster that climbs up the Empire State Building
and catches aeroplanes with its tongue." |
