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Journalist
Jokes :
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car was involved in an accident in a street. As expected
a large crowd gathered. A newspaper reporter, anxious
to get his story could not get near the car.Being a
clever sort, he started shouting loudly, "Let me
through! Let me through! I am the son of the victim."The
crowd made way for him.Lying in front of the car was
a donkey.
A photographer for a national magazine was assigned
to get photos of a great forest fire. Smoke at the scene
was too thick to get any good shots, so he frantically
called his home office to hire a plane."It will
be waiting for you at the airport!" he was assured
by his editor. As soon as he got to the small, rural
airport, sure enough, a plane was warming up near the
runway. He jumped in with his equipment and yelled,
"Let''s go! Let''s go!" The pilot swung the
plane into the wind and soon they were in the air."Fly
over the north side of the fire," said the photographer,
"and make three or four low level passes.""Why?"
asked the pilot."Because I''m going to take pictures!
I''m a photographer, and photographers take pictures!"
said the photographer with great exasperation.After
a long pause the pilot said, "You mean you''re
not the instructor?"
Three men: an editor, a photographer, and a journalist
are covering a political convention in Miami. They decide
to walk up and down the beach during their lunch hour.
Halfway up the beach, they stumbled upon a lamp. As
they rub the lamp a genie appears and says "Normally
I would grant you three wishes, but since there are
three of you, I will grant you each one wish."The
photographer went first. "I would like to spend
the rest of my life living in a huge house in St. Thomas
with no money worries." The genie granted him his
wish and sent him on off to St. Thomas.The journalist
went next. "I would like to spend the rest of my
life living on a huge yacht cruising the Mediterranean
with no money worries." The genie granted him his
wish and sent him off to the Mediterranean.Last, but
not least, it was the editor''s turn. "And what
would your wish be?" asked the genie."I want
the m both back after lunch" replied the editor,
"the deadline for tomorrow''s newspaper is in about
ten hours.
A cub reporter for a small town newspaper was sent out
on his first assignment. He submitted the following
report to his editor. "Mrs. Smith was injured in
a car accident today. She is recovering in County Hospital
with lacerations on her breasts."The Editor scolded
the new reporter, "This is a family paper. We don''t
use words like breasts around here. Now go back and
write something more appropiate!"The young reporter
thought long and hard. Finally he handed the Editor
the following report. "Mrs. Smith was injured in
a car accident today. She is recovering in County Hospital
with lacerations on her ( . )( . ) "
When a visitor to a small town in Georgia came upon
a wild dog attacking a young boy, he quickly grabbed
the animal and throttled it with his two hands.A reporter
saw the incident, congratulated the man and told him
the headline the following day would read, "Valiant
Local Man Saves Child by Killing Vicious Animal."The
hero told the journalist that he wasn''t from that town."Well,
then," the reporter said, "the headline will
probably say, ''Georgia Man Saves Child by Killing Dog''.""Actually,"
the man said, "I''m from Connecticut.""In
that case," the reporter said in a huff, "the
headline should read, ''Yankee Kills Family Pet''. |