Horse Jokes :

"Will I ever be able to race my horse again" the owner asked the vet.The vet replied, "You certainly will, and you''ll probably beat her too!"

A stallion and a mare where due to get married, but the stallion didn''t show up at the church.He got colt feet

As horses say to one another.Any friend of yours is a palomino!

Did you find my horse well behaved?Indeed, whenever we came to a fence he let me over first!

Did you hear about Mike Tyson''s horse?It got angry and bit at the champ!