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History
Jokes :
Woman:
Why are you begging for a quarter?Beggar: I didn''t
think someone like you would give me a dollar.
"What did George Washington, Abraham Lincoln, and
Christopher Columbus all have in common? They were all
born on holidays."
What did General Patton do on Thanksgiving? He gave
tanks.
"You know an ancestor of mine came over on the
Mayflower." "Really? Which rat was he?"
Teacher: "What did the Indians bring to the first
Thanksgiving?" Student: "Baseballs."
Teacher: "Baseballs?" Student: "Yeah,
they were Cleveland Indians!" |
