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Gorilla
Jokes :
A
man walks outside to his car for work, when he notices
a gorilla in his tree. He rushs to his phone book and
finds the animal control number, calls and asks them
to send over someone who''s a gorilla expert. When the
man arrives, he is carrying a shotgun, a chihuahua and
a pair of handcuffs. The man says,''''What are all of
those for?'''' The animal control officer says, ''''I''ll
climb up in the tree, knock the gorilla down, the dog
will bite him in the nuts and you must slap the handcuffs
on his wrists.'''' The man asks,''''What is the gun
for?'''' The animal control officer responds, ''''If
I fall first, you shoot the dog!''''''
Q: What''s black and dangerous and lives in a tree?A:
A gorilla with a machine gun.
Q: Why did the gorilla fall out of the tree ?A: Because
it was dead.
Q: Why are gorillas so noisy?A: They were raised in
a zoo!
Q: What do you get when you put an experimental monkey
in a blender?A: Rhesus Pieces. |
