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Fishing
Jokes :
Bob
is sitting on the ice all day fishing with no luck,
not even a nibble. Cold and tired he is about to leave,
when a guy walks up cuts a hole in the ice beside him,
and starts pulling out fish as fast a he can drop his
hook in the water. Bob can''t believe it, he yells over
" whats your secret?" "woogatkakeptewrwm"
he answers back. "what did you say?" replies
Bob. The man spits a large ball of worms on the ice
and says to Bob, " you have to keep your worms
warm".
If you''re fishing on ice, you should never tell a joke
on ice. WHY??? The ice will crack up!
Q:what do you catch when you go ice fishing A:a cold
Q:what did the fish say when he hit the concrete wall?
A:Damn
It was well known that a certain lake was very poor
for fishing up north, but a game warden happened to
notice that one guy kept coming home with his limit
of fish on several occations. He asked the guy: "How
is it that you are catching fish out of that lake when
no one else can?" The guy replied: "Well I
am going back up there tommorow, why don''t you come
along?" And, so the warden did. They were in the
boat when the fisherman reached over and lit a stick
of dynamite and then tossed it overboard. BOOM!!! There
were fish floating to the surface all over! The game
warden freaked out, and said: "You can''t do that!
That''s illeagal!" The fisherman reached over and
lit another stick and said: "Are you going to fish,
or talk?" |
