Face Jokes :

What is grey and hairy and lives on a man''s face? A mousetache.

Louise was watching her big sister covering her face with cream. "What''s that for?" she asked. "To make me beautiful," came the reply. Louise then watched in silence as she wiped her face clean. "Doesn''t work, does it?" was her comment.

What happened when the witch went for a job as a TV presenter? The producer said she had the perfect face for radio.

Fred: You have the face of a saint. Jill: Really? Which one? Fred: A Saint Bernard.

Fred: You''ve got a Roman nose. Harry: Like Julius Caesar? Fred: No, it''s roamin'' all over your face.