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Elephant
Jokes :
Q:
What is the pink stuff between elephant''s toes?A: Slow
clowns.
'We''re going to play elephants and circuses,'' said
a little boy at kindergarten, ''Do you want to join
in?''''I''d love to,''replied the teacher. ''What do
you want me to do?''''You can be the lady that feeds
us peanuts !''
Why did the elephant paint his toenails red ?So he could
hide in the cherry tree !
What do you call an elephant that flies ?A jumbo jet
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo
?Big holes all over Australia ! |
