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Dinosaur
Jokes :
Why
doesn''t the dinosaur cross the road anymore?A: Because
their eggs stink. (They''re extinct)
Q: What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?A:
Tyrannosaurus wrecks!
Q: How did the dinosaur feel after he ate a pillow?
A: Down in the mouth!
Q: What''s green and purple and goes up and down?A:
Barney in an elevator.
Q: What did the dinosaur say when he saw the volcano
explode? A: What a lavaly day! |