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Dance
Jokes :
Q.
What do you have when only one line dancer comes to
your party?A. A One Liner!
Q. What do you call two line dancers doing the dance
Shoot the Rooster?A. A Pair of Shoot (parachute)
Q. What do you call a one legged linedancer?A. Eileen
(I Lean)
Q. Where do tired linedancers go for Breakfast?A. Ihop
Andy: "Doc, I had the worst dream of my life last
night. I dreamed I was with twelve of the most beautiful
chorus girls in the world. Blondes, brunettes, redheads,
all dancing in a row." Doctor: "Hold it, Andy.
That doesn''t sound so terrible." Andy: Oh yeah?
In the dream, I was the third girl from the end." |