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Cow
Jokes :
Q:
What do you call cattle with a sense of humor?A: Laughing
stock.
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give
him any milk ? An udder failure !
Camper: Look at that bunch of cows.Farmer: Not bunch,
herd.Camper: Heard what?Farmer: Of cows.Camper: Sure
I''ve heard of cows.Farmer: No, I mean a cowherd.Camper:
So what? I have no secrets from cows!
Why do cows wear bells around their necks?Because their
horns don''t work.
A man climbed over a fence into a field to pick some
flowers. He noticed a bull nearby. Say, farmer. Is that
bull safe? Well, he''s a lot safer than you are right
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