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College
Jokes :
An
applicant was being interviewed for admission to a prominent
medical school. "Tell me," inquired the interviewer,
"where do you expect to be ten years from now?""Well,
let''s see," replied the student. "It''s Wednesday
afternoon. I guess I''ll be on the golf course by now."
Teenage Driver: But, officer, I''m a college man.Policeman:
Sorry, but ignorance is no excuse.
Why do University of Arkansas graduates tape their diplomas
to the windshields of their cars? So they can park in
handicapped spaces.
How do you know a Brigham Young student''s been mowing
the lawn? The welcome mat is destroyed.
What does the N on the Nebraska football helmet stand
for? "Nowledge." |
