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Clinton
Jokes :
Q:
How does Bill Clinton say "I''m about to hurt you"?A:
"Trust me."
Q: What''s the difference between Hillary Clinton and
a pit bull?A: The pit bull doesn''t carry a briefcase.
Q: What is the difference between Dan Quayle, Bill Clinton
and Jane Fonda?A: Jane Fonda went to Vietnam.
Saddam Hussein calls President Clinton and tells him,
"Bill, I had awonderful dream last night. I could
see America, the whole beautifulcountry, and on each
house I saw a banner.""What did it say on
the banners?" Clinton asks.Saddam replies, "Allah
is god, god is Allah."Clinton says, "You know,
Saddam, I am really happy you called. Last night I had
a similar dream. I could see all of Baghdad, and it
was more beautiful than ever. It had been rebuilt completely,
and on each house flew an enormous banner.""What
could you see on the banners?" Saddam asks.Clinton
replies, "I don''t know. I can''t read Hebrew."
Q: How can you tell Bill Clinton apart from a cow?A:
By the wise look in the eyes. |
