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Christmas
Jokes :
What
do monkeys sing at Christmas ?Jungle Bells, Jungle bells..
!
Why are Christmas trees like bad knitters ?They both
drop their needles !
What did the bald man say when he got a comb for Christmas
?Thanks, I''ll never part with it !
Why is a burning candle like being thirsty ?Beacause
a little water ends both of them !
What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas
tree ?A pineapple ! |
