Yo Mama Jokes :

yo momma is so fat that her belt size is the equator

yo momma is so fat that her shadow weighs 20 lbs

yo momma is so fat that she has to iron her clothes in the driveway with a steam roller

yo momma is so dumb she put a peep hole in a glass door

yo momma is so skinny she does hoola hoops in cheerios

yo momma is so skinny she hang glides on Doritos

yo momma is so dumb she thought a quarter back was a refund

yo momma is so dumb she thought taco bell was a mexican phone company

yo momma is so fat her blood type is rocky road

yo momma teeth are so yellow that when she smiles traffic slows down

yo momma is so short she does push ups under the door

yo momma is so short she sits on the curb and her feet dangle

yo momma is so fat her high school yearbook pic was an areial photograph

yo momma is so skinny she ate an M&M and thought she was pregnant

yo momma is so hairy that her arm pits look like she has Buck wheat in the head lock.