Bed Jokes :

'Who stole the sheets from the bed? Bed buglars.'

'What should you do if you find a snake in your bed? Sleep in the wardrobe.'

'What do you call a python with a great bedside manner? A snake charmer.'

'What should you do if you find a witch in your bed? Run!'

'Father: Why did you put a toad in your sister''s bed? Son: I couldn''t find a spider.'