Bath Jokes :

'How do vampire football players get the mud off? They all get in the bat-tub.'

'Which villains steal soap from the bath? Robber ducks.'

'Boy: Dad, dad, there''s a spider in the bath. Dad: What''s wrong with that? You''ve seen spiders before. Boy: Yes, but this one is three feet wide and using all the hot water!'

'Doctor: And did you drink your medicine after your bath, Mrs Soap? Mrs Soap: No, doctor. By the time I''d drunk the bath there wasn''t room for medicine.'

'The plumber was working in a house when the lady of the house said to him, "Will it be alright if I have a bath while you''re having your lunch?""It''s okay with me lady," said the plumber, "as long as you don''t splash my sandwiches."'