Banana Jokes :

'Why are bananas never lonely? Because they hang around in bunches.'

'How do you catch King Kong? Hang upside down and make a noise like a banana.'

'Time flies like an arrow, but fruit flies like a banana.'

'Tom: What did the banana say to the elephant? Nick: I don''t know. Tom: Nothing. Bananas can''t talk.'

'Mandy: Our teacher went on a special banana diet. Andy: Did she lose weight? Mandy: No, but she sure could climb trees well!'