Baby Jokes :

'What does a baby computer call his father?Data.'

'Did you hear about the witch who had the ugliest baby in the world? She didn''t push the pram - she pulled it.'

'What was the policeman''s baby''s first words ?Hallo, Hallo, Hallo !'

'Knock knock. Who''s there? Baby Owl. Baby Owl who? Baby Owl see you later, baby not.'

'How can you tell if a snake is a baby snake? It has a rattle.'