Apple Jokes :

The desk sergeant answered the phone, and at once a woman began screaming. "You''ve got to help me! There''s a giant gray thing in my yard, and it''s pulling apples off the tree with its tail!" "What''s he doing with the apples?" the sergeant asked. "If I told you," the woman cried, "you wouldn''t believe me!"

What did one maggot say to the other who was stuck in an apple? Worm your way out of that one, then!

Why didn''t the two worms go into Noah''s ark in an apple?Because everyone had to go in pairs !

What lives in apples and is an avid reader? A bookworm !

First apple: You look down in the dumps. What''s eating you? Second apple: Worms, I think.