Answer me this Jokes :

Q: What goes VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH? A: A blonde going through a flashing red light.

What will fall on the lawn first? An autumn leaf or a Christmas catalogue?

'Do steam rollers really roll steam?

Why do you need a driver''s licence to buy liquor when you can''t drink and drive?

Can you repeat the part after "Listen very carefully"?

Why is it that when you transport something by car, it''s called ship-ment but when you transport something by ship it''s called cargo?